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"I'm No Gorilla, But I Can Beat Off 100 Men" Tee

"I'm No Gorilla, But I Can Beat Off 100 Men" Tee

Regular price $28.00 USD
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🌴 Unleash Your Inner Tropical Trouble 🥥

This shirt isn’t for the shy or the sensible—it’s for the bold, the brave, and the beach-loving beast who knows how to stir up laughs and side-eyes in equal measure. Featuring a chilled-out gorilla sipping from a coconut amidst tropical chaos, this design packs humor, confidence, and a questionable double entendre that’s guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations.

Whether you're soaking up sun or shutting down weak vibes, this tee brings vacation energy with a punchline that hits harder than a gorilla slap. Perfect for parties, beach days, or just making your in-laws uncomfortable at the next BBQ.

🔥 Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, offended uptight relatives, and random high-fives from strangers.

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching enhances durability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric offers unique textures and colors.
- Made with 100% ethically sourced US cotton for sustainable fashion.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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