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"I'm No Gorilla, But I Can Beat Off 100 Men" Tee
"I'm No Gorilla, But I Can Beat Off 100 Men" Tee
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🌴 Unleash Your Inner Tropical Trouble 🥥
This shirt isn’t for the shy or the sensible—it’s for the bold, the brave, and the beach-loving beast who knows how to stir up laughs and side-eyes in equal measure. Featuring a chilled-out gorilla sipping from a coconut amidst tropical chaos, this design packs humor, confidence, and a questionable double entendre that’s guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations.
Whether you're soaking up sun or shutting down weak vibes, this tee brings vacation energy with a punchline that hits harder than a gorilla slap. Perfect for parties, beach days, or just making your in-laws uncomfortable at the next BBQ.
🔥 Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, offended uptight relatives, and random high-fives from strangers.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching enhances durability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric offers unique textures and colors.
- Made with 100% ethically sourced US cotton for sustainable fashion.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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